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downcastchild:

pain-always-hurts has set her suicide date she made a deal with me , for every note this gets she will push that date one day back , this is real she has tried before. All I ask is that you please reblog and maybe send her cute messages thank you

downcastchild:

pain-always-hurts has set her suicide date she made a deal with me , for every note this gets she will push that date one day back , this is real she has tried before. All I ask is that you please reblog and maybe send her cute messages thank you

resits:

If you never used your period to get out of something you didn’t want to do, you’re lying.

shutupaubrey:

shopping for clothes is only fun when you’re rich and skinny

AMEN

deathbymorning:

eggsnogging:

in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

did you get an A

taylorswift:

shakeitoffs:

do you ever just feel like

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Omg all the time.

cantgeddynuffofdatass:

This is my favourite Shakespeare quote

cantgeddynuffofdatass:

This is my favourite Shakespeare quote

guy:

*aggressively stabs at each individual letter when retyping password*

I said ‘roar

cristaly:

cristaly:

my friends and i were playing fuck marry kill at a restaurant and our waiter was gonna ask how our food was but he heard “I’d fuck goofy”and walked away immediately.

I s2g if this gets over 500 notes I’m going to be mad.

peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

foxadhd:

Pickpocketing

foxadhd:

Pickpocketing

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ruinedchildhood:

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